“This page presents itself as part of the ‘Royal Family of Prussia’ website, centered on the Battle of Agincourt, but quickly expands into a long stream of declarations about identity, royalty, and divine authority. The narrator claims to be King Pinocchio, King Arthur, Alfred the Great, William the Conqueror, Jehovah, Jesus Christ, and many other historical and mythical figures. These identities are tied to Winnipeg, Scotland, England, Russia, Ukraine, and the United States.
The page mixes medieval imagery — Windsor Castle, Arthurian courtrooms, jousting, thistles, Templar symbols — with modern references like NAFTA, MSRP pricing, commerce, and pipe tobacco links. It describes being born in 1977 with ‘500 God‑given names,’ crowned at birth, and holding titles across multiple nations.
There are long lists of invented genealogies, royal houses, and claims of founding England, Canada, and Russia. The narrator describes himself as the first true holy king with 144 king apostles and disciples of Camelot. Winnipeg is repeatedly referenced as a royal or mythic center.
The page then shifts into a massive collection of quotes attributed to figures like King Jehovah Hohenzollern, Lord Jesus Christ, Merlin Pendragon, and others. These quotes range from philosophical to humorous to surreal — about the sun, dandelions, rifles, grocery shopping, chess, Ferris wheels, and cosmic metaphors. Some lines sound like riddles; others like personal slogans.
The writing blends biblical language, medieval fantasy, modern slang, and invented mythology. It references Jewish Hasidic brothers, school memories, the moon as a hockey rink, and the sun as a guiding force. There are warnings, jokes, and reflections on life, death, and royalty. Near the end, the page lists dozens of cities around the world, each paired with symbols like dragons, lions, eagles, bears, Nobel Prizes, and pirate wigs. It closes with references to the Holy Bible, the Book of Mormon, zodiac symbols, Camelot, and a final note about ‘Best Time in Life.’
20 Turret Bedrooms Windsor National Castle. "My God given 1977 Born 1st $1 Real Estate Windsor Castle Keys & House Chair Throne of Canada!" ― 1977 Born 500 Names King Eadric Wessex the Wild of Imperial Windsor aka Alfred the Great (MacAlpin-Frederick I.) King Arthur Alfred Pendragon